We Aint Kin So We Aint Family and There s Nothing Stopping You From Stabbing Me in the Back Again

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Champion Select

Option

• "I find courage unpredictable, it's total insanity yous tin rely on!"

Ban

• "Oh, I knew you was all yeller!"

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Motility

First Motility

• "Them'due south humans!"
  • Skaarl growls
    • "Naw, they're good eatin'."
• "What was that? Oh, I should go for the decakill? Uh, if you say so."
• "It'south my belongings! All threescore gazillion acres of it!"
• "Holy sh**, where are we?"
  • Skaarl growls
    • "Estimate we'll have to impale our way out!"

Moving

While Mounted

• "This country was made for me - and me lonely."
• "I detest to advocate violence and insanity, but it'southward worked for me."
• "Were yous just talking, or was information technology the voices again?"
• "I exercise not want my lands tamed. I want them unruly and free."
• "I'm from all over. It's next to nowhere and shut the hell upwards!"
• "I play with guns. I work with an axe."
• "Mushrooms are good for you! In one case y'all go used to the madness and paranoia."
• "A homo without a weapon ain't worth listening to."
• "Aye, I like it out here. Freedom, communing with nature, killing hikers."
• "They ain't gear up for us."
• "I go on hallucinating that you tin talk."
  • Skaarl growls
    • "Nah, I'1000 sure it'll laissez passer."
• "Skaarl! This ain't no fourth dimension for philosophying!"
• "Killing a few things might loosen this up."
• "No more of that! You're upsetting the invisible badgers!"
• "My land begins where I walk. It ends where the dominicus don't shine!"
• "Damn cowards, making me ride over to impale 'em."
• "Well, perchance I am looking to start a fight!"
• "I do prefer to ride into battle."
• "Yeah, but... and then how nosotros gonna' invade both bases at once?"
• "No, I'thou positive, I ain't delusional! ...More than usual..."
• "Of grade I'm paranoid! You tried to kill me yesterday!"*
• "I came to cutting off a slice of that Noxian dream... and I ain't sharing my piece!"
• "Nah, them nosotros kill them too! Ain't nobody on my team but you."
• "Don't try and understand 'em, just rope, throw and brand 'em."
• "I grew upwards mean and now I'1000 older than murder."
• "Own't nothing more cute than the Noxian plains... excepting a rich corpse."
• "All nosotros need is open country, but we gonna' take everything they got!"
• "I fight better when I've had my... medicine."
• "No! Planning and strategy? That'south urban center-folk stuff!"
• "Don't need a plan... long every bit I got this axe."
• "Yeah, they but confirming our suspicions, ain't they?"
• "I don't have problem communicating. Words is just treacherous bastards."
• "You lot set, Skaarl? This mean solar day's gonna' require some mindblowing weirdness."
• "Are you set for anything?"
  • Skaarl growls
    • "Of form you are!"
• "Hey, information technology'south Forward Admiral Major Kled! I ain't been a Mister since ever!"
• "Shh! Them encephalon weasels probably listening for us."
• "Let's become to killing them interloping intruders!"
• "Was the boxing of Fallgren when I kickoff took the rank of Sergeant Full general Colonel. Least, I recollect that's what rank they was. Gotta' recall to enquire earlier killing them."
• "Ain't cipher similar having the air current on your back and blood on your face up."
• "It's your birthday, Skaarl! Let's broil a murder cake!"
• "Well, my pes wanted to see your donkey, and I'g nigh to requite them a shotgun wedding!"
• "Shh! It's time to get tearing... and weird."
• "Oh, we find 'em, tie 'em up, then they's like a piñata full of meat."
• "Damnit Skaarl, d'you hide my mushroom juice over again?"
• "Afterwards we finish murdering these folks, what do you think? Tacos? Yes, tacos."
• "First, nosotros kill 'em, then nosotros brand 'em tell us where they came from."
• "Recollect when we sacked Trevale, and that general idea nosotros'd be willing to share the spoils? Pheh! Officers die just as like shooting fish in a barrel as anybody."
• "There ain't no land that ain't mine. Just land I ain't got effectually to claiming."
• "Simply 'crusade they're our squad don't hateful we can trust 'em."
• "They're all trespassers, we're just killing them five first."
• "Yes, yep, invade Ionia you said, information technology'll be fine you said!"
  • Skaarl growls
    • "Fine, you lot said!"
• "Yep, reminds me of the siege of Ruug. Lot of men died on its high walls. It was fun."
• "At the gates of Qualthala, they tried using that humid oil on us, but you can't deep-fry backbone!"
• "I am deep-fried courage, and an apple pie of angry!"
• "I know, I know."
• "Would y'all finish bitching for one minute?"
• "Because I know someone is trying to sneak upward on us!"
• "Yep, they retrieve they so clever! Brains don't win fights, brains is what splatter on you!"
• "Well, you the only thing I trust."
• "Yeah, well, that'due south what I thought."
• "Shut your pigsty, you dumb lizard."
• "Well, just 'cause you're a hallucination and I don't speak lizard don't mean I tin can't empathize y'all!"
• "You do come with the best ideas."
• "No, information technology'due south when I don't drink mushroom juice that I have a trouble!"
• "I am Kled! High Major Commodore of the Commencement Legion Tertiary Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company! Yous will respect my potency!"
• "We was having a nice chat, then they showed up... uninvited!"
• "Noxus was created to train the true-blue."
• "What are you whining well-nigh? I already fed y'all half a platoon!"
• "Don't you lot bite me again!"
• "Naw, it's only like the assault on Glorft. Y'all seen one artillery vanguard in a commando fleet action, you seen 'em all."
• "Noxus ends where I say it ends."
• "Ain't much I love. Only this big sky, and this dumb lizard."
• "Allow's get some new property."
• "The sky is my roof, the open plains are my bed, and this lizard is the only company I need."
• "This big sky, this green land. Now how could I share this with anyone?"
• "Woo, it's darn pretty circular hither. Glad it's mine."
• "You lot tin can't exist lonely when the country is this cute."
• "Of class I want to pick a fight with 'em."

While Dismounted

• "This world is crude. Yous gotta' be tough or die."
• "Yes, a sane human would run, only I ain't the running kind!"
• "No-one tells me what to do."
• "This here land is mine!"
• "This is just a victory waiting to happen!"
• "This desert heaven'southward gonna' open up with a pelting of heavenly bloodshed and glorious violence!"
• "I am the brutal instrument of my own destiny!"
• "Ain't nobody gonna' give you lot goose egg. Gotta' accept it yourself."
• "Impossible ain't a Noxian word."
• "I didn't get a Rear Frontwards Brigadier Admiral from running!"
• "I don't need that cadger! Kled'southward got his own ideas."
• "I don't need nada simply this axe... and this gun... and this hat."
• "Why's all these intruders and then far away?"
• "I know that lizard ain't talking, but I still hear him. Shut upward, lizard. Shut up!"
• "Finish talking, y'all stupid brain badgers!"
• "Hey, what was that? Of course I don't need Skaarl... but he helps."
• "What was that? Run direct into the tower?"
• "I don't demand a team to start a teamfight!"
• "Sure! I'll kill all of them myself!"
• "I don't need you Skaarl!"
• "I said I wasn't non backing off, no how!"
• "Fifty-fifty if I lose, I win! Just means I get to come back and kill you lot later!"
• "I know you're listening, encephalon weasels! I own't falling for information technology!"
• "I am Sir Admiral Major Kled, and I odor a victory potpourri!"
• "First thing yous acquire as a Lieutenant Sergeant Commodore: rely only on yourself."
• "Skaarl! Come dorsum, buddy! Skaarl?"
• "Damnit, Skaarl! I hate walking!"
• "I didn't not earn the rank of Sergeant double Admiral by not running!"
• "Folks say I got violent tendencies." Kled laughs.
• "Oh, she'll see, she'll encounter! She'll come up strolling back when I plough them interlopers into a purée."
• "Own't nobody tough as Kled! I've got gravel in my guts and a fire in my head!"
• "I came here to... well, I don't know what I came here for, but I'grand gonna' defend it!"
• "Lord Colonel Major Centurion Kled don't run, no he don't!"

Taunt

• "Don't worry, them voices ain't telling me to kill yous no more...! Yeah, of course we nevertheless gonna' kill 'im."
• "You practice realise... you're on my property?"
• "I figure I'll help you kill 'em... before I kill y'all."
• "Unremarkably I notice conversation tedious and useless. You remind me I'thou right."
• "You feel like arguing almost something? Information technology'll make what happens later easier for y'all."
• "Then... when exactly you planning on getting the hell outta' here?"
• "Woo, no sir, I own't gonna' kill you and feed you to my lizard! Them's only... malicious rumours!"
• "Oh, before I forget, what, uh... rank are you, exactly?"

Taunting an Enemy Noxian

• "Y'all may exist from Noxus, but you ain't Noxian."
• "Don't mess with Noxus, brother."
• "You know, I like yous, brother. As much as I can like a lily-livered jungle-sniffer."
• "You sure y'all're Noxian? Y'all wait a little Ionian to me."
• "Sentry your stepping! That's my land you're gallivanting on!"

Taunting an Enemy Aatrox

• "Drinking from boxing? What kind of impaired crap is that?"
• "Telling people you're a god? Hell, you're barely a paring knife."
• "Something caught in your throat? 'cause you sound desperate!"

Taunt Response

• "Say that again! I dare y'all."
• "Thems fighting words! Run across, Skaarl? That'due south why I don't like people."
• "Shut your mouth hole! Them badgers are listening."
• "I'm just a Yordle continuing in front of y'all, asking yous to shut the hell upward!"
• "Of course you realize, this means state of war."

Joke

Joke Response

• "And then, that's what considered funny in the city, huh?"
• "I got a joke also! It'south chosen me kicking your teeth in!"
• "That information technology? That was your joke, huh?"
• "Was yous making fun of my Skaarl?"
• "Real funny! Knew a funny guy in the Drekan Campaign - took a javelin in the spine, couldn't walk after that. Used him as a coat rack."

Laugh

• Kled laughs.
• Kled laughs.
• Kled laughs.

Attack

Basic Attacking

• Kled yells.
• Kled yells.
• Kled yells.
• Kled yells.
• Kled yells.
• Kled yells.
• Kled yells.
• Kled grunts.

Attacking

While Mounted

• "Dull downwards then I can kill something!"
• "Go off my lawn!"
• "They's nearly to be dead!"
• "This land is my land!"
• "Damn trespassers!"
• "Step on my land again, you're done!"
• "How about a long axe in your guts?"
• "Y'all are perturbing my placidity!"
• "You should run! Skaarl likes his food lively!"
• "Don't interrupt me! I'one thousand trying to kickoff a fight!"
• "Damn city folk!"
• "I'm Kled, and this hither's Skaarl. Prepare to die."
• "This is how it's gonna work: I impale you, then I take your stuff."
• "Look, Skaarl! It's dinner time!"
• "Y'all come across my welcome sign dorsum there? No? Information technology was your friend's skull!"
• "Y'all volition salute when you address me!"
• "Let's get them trespassers!"
• "Why ain't they saluting me? They should be saluting me! Salute me now!"
• "You lot go my invitation to visit? No? 'cause there ain't one!"
• "Permit'due south exercise it!"
• "Oh, it'southward on!"
• "I got your welcoming present right here!"
• "The badgers control your death!"
• "Merely coffin's gonna' be this cadger'southward abdomen!"
• "Let'southward get 'em, Skaarl!"
• "I might have to jump off this lizard and put my boot in your watoosie!"
• "Let'due south get 'em, 'fore they get united states."
• "I'one thousand gonna murder you to death!"
• "I will murder your whole family!"
• "My brain is on fire, my soul is strong, and my cadger is hungry!"
• "You mocking me?"
• "He looked at me funny! Get him."
• "You tin can't take what's mine!"
• "You lot looking at me? 'cause I'thousand gonna' kill y'all!"
• "You can't bushwhack a bushwhacker!"
• "You only justified a preemptive retaliatory strike!"
• "They came looking for a fight? Let'due south oblige 'em."
• "I am justified, and I am armed!"
• "Hullo!" Kled laughs.

While Dismounted

• "I'one thousand through running!"
• "Dice!"
• "I'll impale y'all!"
• "Now you done it!"
• "I'll gut you!"
• "I'll say something witty after I kill you!"
• "I'grand gonna' cutting y'all open and use your spine for a back scratcher, considering it is itchy! Very itchy!"
• "I can merely limited myself through violence!"
• "Who sent you lot?"
• "Welcome to Noxus!"
• "This! Is! Noxus!"
• "I detest yous!"
• "Y'all'southward trying my patience!"
• "Come back hither and fight!"
• "My axe talks for me!"
• "Y'all thought I was washed? Kled own't never washed!"
• "I tin't exist reasoned with!"
• "It's go time!"
• "I ain't stopping!"
• "You see, Skaarl? I'm doing it lonely!"
• "I'll kill 'em all!"
• "Meet, Skaarl? I don't need help!"
• "Skaarl! You're missing the fun!"
• "I'm simply beginning to fight!"
• "I'll kick the crap outta' you!"
• "No trespassing!"
• "Intruder!"
• "You're a cockroach, and information technology's half-past stomping time!"
• "My brain is full of weasels!"
• "Placidity now!"
• "I don't like sharing!"
• "Oh, yous prancing bastard!"
• "My blood is piss and vinegar!"
• Kled laughs.
• "I'm gonna reach down your throat, and plough your lungs into mittens!"
• "I'one thousand gonna make y'all wish yous were a hallucination!"
• "You call back I don't hear you laughing?"
• "In that location's fixing to exist two sounds: me hitting you, and---" Kled curses.

While Fierce Tendencies is Active

• "Savage!"
• "Vicious!"
• "Vicious!"
• "Vicious!"
• "Stab!"
• "Stab!"
• "Stab!"
• "Stab!"
• "Axe!"
• "Axe!"
• "Axe!"
• "Axe!"

Ability Casting

Using Skaarl the Cowardly Lizard

When Skaarl gets to low health

• "Don't get weird on me!"
• "Dang nabbit, you lot're gonna' get us killed!"
• "Calm down, you damn-!" Kled curses.
• "Whoa! Whoa! Don't get excited, now!"
• "Don't become your britches all rumpled!"
• "Calm down, girl!"
• "Whoa, Skaarl, whoa!"
• "Skaarl, I got this!"
• "Don't you run off on me! Skaarl!"
• "Easy, girl, easy!"
• "Quit your worryin'!"
• "No Skaarl, no! Bad Skaarl!"

When Skaarl deserts

• "Hey! We ain't done!"
• "Become back here you-!" Kled curses.
• "Darn nabbit! Y'all lily-livered flea saucepan!"
• Kled curses. "What are you doing?"
• "I knew you was a coward!"
• "I own't never forgiving y'all, yous flea-bitten-!" Kled curses.
• "Go home, get! I never needed you no how!"
• "Non again!"
• "No, no! The other way! Get back here!"
• "The fighting's this way!"
• Kled curses. "You lot stupid, dumb fauna!"
• Kled curses.
• Kled curses.
• Kled curses.
• Kled curses.
• Kled curses.
• Kled curses.
• Kled curses. "Go back here, you---" Kled curses.
• Kled curses. "I volition--- I ain't backing down! I don't back downwards! Never!"
• Kled curses. "Where you going? We got 'em right where we want 'em!"
• Kled curses. "Now I gotta' walk!"
• "Traitor!"
• Kled curses. "Fine! I'll kill 'em!"
• Kled curses. "I'll take 'em lone!"

When Skaarl returns

• "Yep!"
• "Yahoo!"
• "Wahoo!"
• "Now we got 'em!"
• "If you does that 1 more time I'll skewer you lot and roast y'all myself!"
• "Where you been?"
• "Go over here, buddy!"
• "Woo, good timing!"
• "I knew yous'd be back."
• "Dang nabbit, I love this cadger!"
• "Boy am I glad to meet you!"
• Kled laughs.
• Kled laughs.
• "The badgers command information technology!"
• "For the brain weasels!"
• "Yeehaw! I knew y'all couldn't quit me, Skaarl!"

Music

• Kled gaining backbone theme
• Kled gaining courage theme
• Kled gaining courage theme
• Kled gaining courage theme
• Kled mounting
• Kled mounting
• Kled mounting
• Kled mounting
• Kled dismounting
• Kled dismounting
• Kled dismounting
• Kled dismounted theme
• Kled dismounted theme
• Kled dismounted theme

Using Deport Trap on a Rope

• "Gotcha now!"
• "How you like that leash?"
• "Gotcha!"
• "Oh, yous own't getting away!"
• "You ain't running!"
• "Just try and run!"
• "You ain't going nowhere!"
• "Get back hither!"
• "Idea you wanted to visit!"
• "Y'all think yous can run?"
• "I'm gonna learn you lot nigh pain!"
• "Come dorsum, I gotta' put an axe in your brain!"
• "Aw, yous ain't leaving, are you lot?"
• "Oops, bear trap in your cervix!"

Using Jousting

• "Go 'em!"
• "Hyaah!"
• "Woo!"
• "Become 'em, Skaarl!"
• "Yeehaw!"
• "Yip yip!"
• "Wowee!"
• "Ha!"
• "Whoa!"
• "Wahah!"
• "Woo!"
• "Yah!"
• "Hee hee!"
• "Ha ha!"

Using Chaaaaaaaarge!!!

• "Chaaaaarge!"
• "Chaaaaarge!"
• "Let's go 'em!"
• "Yaaaahoooo!"
• "Yaaaahoooo!"
• "Yeeeehaaaw!"
• "Yeaaaaaaah!"
• "Follow meeeee!"
• "No prisoneeeers!"

Music

• Kled charging theme
• Kled charging theme
• Kled charging theme
• Kled charging theme

Kills and Objectives

Killing a Champion

• "This is Noxus, son! Winner takes all!"
• "That'll acquire 'em!"
• "Thought y'all could take my country, huh? How'd that work out for you?"
• "How'due south that clay taste?"
• "Don't worry, Skaarl! We'll come back and so you tin eat 'em later."
• "Whoops! Looks like I accidentally stabbed you with my long axe - until you were dead!"
• "Y'all were a visitor, now you're mulch!"
• "Skaarl, that was what we call a predictable scenario."
• "I told 'em what was gonna' happen if they came onto my land!"
• "Next fourth dimension you visit, bring more than stuff I can accept!"
• "I might be a deranged lizard-riding bandito, just I whooped you real good!"
• "At present, I might have overreacted to y'all unlawfully entering my holding - but I don't think so!"
• "Ahahahaha! I warned him! I did warn him!"
• "It'south funny, 'cause he died right on the border of my land, and more of my land!"
• "Glad you could visit!"
• "Don't allow the door striking you on your way to hell!"
• "They never acquire."
• "Tried to bushwhack a bushwhacker!"
• "That learned 'em real expert."
• "We didn't come here to teach lessons in humanity!"
• "Yous made a nice stabbing purse."
• "Killing makes me thirsty."
• "Nothing like a river of blood to transport a message."
• "Y'know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something."

Killing a Yordle

• "Just 'cause we was kin don't mean I ain't feeding you to Skaarl!"
• "Hey cous', glad you came to visit!"
• "A relative's just another unwanted guest."
• "Afraid I had to cut your visit short."
• "Y'all own't cute at present!"
• "Aw, you are so beautiful... 'fore I ripped your fuzzy head off!"
• "I could feel bad nigh killing you, or nosotros could stomp on your corpse!"
• "You was cute - lousy, merely beautiful."

Killing Aatrox

• "He died every bit dumb as he sounded."
• "And he own't even had the indignity to call himself a demon."
• "Never had much to say, merely I'm certain glad nosotros shut him up."

Killing Cassiopeia

• "Girl was all messed up."
  • Skaarl growls
    • "I hateful, earlier we killed her. Ophidian for legs? Crazy!"
• "I guess it's snake dinner tonight!"
• "Was that lady one-half-snake, or that ophidian half-human? She is... confusing. Dead, but confusing."

Killing Darius

• "Hey, lizard nutrient! What exactly was you full general of?"
• "Nice axe! Learn to employ information technology!"
• "Decease by my paw!"
• "He wanted to unify Noxus. Guess that makes me a secessionist."

Killing Draven

• "KLEEEEEED... naw, it'south just Kled."
• "Who wants some Kled?"
• "This is where Kled shines!"

Killing Illaoi

• "Skaarl? Yous eatin' good tonight! That daughter's got some meat on her!"
• "And you thought I talked crazy!"
• "I gotta' finish the mushroom juice... I swear that girl had some tentacles or something!"

Killing Jhin

• "Bye bye, fancy pants!"
• "Hey, fancy pants! Got your cloak dirty!"
• "I don't know what he was. I just needed him to close up."
• "I can respect crazy, merely what kind of fool reloads in the middle of a fight?"

Killing Katarina

• "A sinister blade? Heck, girl, Skaarl's got farts more sinister than y'all was."
• "I like a girl with moxie."
  • Skaarl growls
    • "No, manifestly she didn't have whatever! That'south the darn point!"
• "Humans is such easy prey."

Killing LeBlanc

• "She had 1 crazy getup! Them city-folk clothes is getting ridiculous."
  • Skaarl growls
    • "Yeah, I'll attempt it on afterwards."
• "Go dorsum to Noxus Prime!"
• "All your little city-girl dreams just got stomped."

Killing Rek'Sai

• "We wrecked that thing!"
• "Damn varmint left holes all over the yard."
• "Queen of what? Darn thing made Skaarl look smart!"

Killing Riven

• "Pure Noxian girl. Most liked her. Almost."
• "Seems to accept lost your bounce, girl."
• "All that hippy hop! Getting on my nerves!"

Killing Sion

• "How many times do I gotta' impale him?"
  • Skaarl growls
    • "I know!"
• "Too stupid to live, also impaired to die."
• "I don't call back you can eat that one."
  • Skaarl growls
    • "He looks a fiddling overripe."
• "Huh. I liked him better when he was alive."

Killing Swain

• "Tactician? More similar bird encephalon."
• "Master Tactician? He can keep that championship."
• "He gonna' taste skilful deep-fried."
• "I figure he gonna' sense of taste like chicken."
  • Skaarl growls
    • "Sure!"

Killing Tahm Kench

• "Well, that shut him up!"
• "Finally, some silence."
• "I knew he was a liar, 'cause he used them big words."

Killing Talon

• "I've seem some dumb outfits, Skaarl, but a cape made out of knives? Woo, ha! That took the block!"
• "Another dead urban center boy, thinking he could sneaky-sneak on my land."
• "Let that exist a lesson for all them sneaky-sneaks!"

Other Gameplay

Placing a Ward

• "I proceed my eyes open - all the time."
• "I ain't paranoid - I'm set. Real ready."
• "They's always trying to sneak up on the states. Trying, that is."
• "I know them trespassers is somewhere..."
• "Them sneaky-sneaks own't gonna' sneak on us, no sir!"
• "Information technology's mine, and I got my eye on it!"
• "Yes, whatsoever of them varmints sneak up on us, we'll know."
• "Information technology ain't paranoia if everyone is out to get you."
• "Paranoia... ways having all the facts."
• "In that location's no such thing as paranoia; your worst fears can come up true at any moment."
• "Paranoia is just some other word for ignorance."
• "Total paranoia is just total awareness!"

Retrieve

• "Skaarl! Skaarl!" (curses)

Death

• Kled groans.
• Kled groans.
• Kled groans.

Trivia

• "Holy [redacted], where are we?" has the expletive bleeped over for Entertainment Software Rating Board rating concerns, too as for other ratings (League of Legends is rated T for xiii-year-olds and to a higher place by ESRB) likewise every bit humorous purposes.
• "Of course you realize, this means war" references Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes.
• "I dont demand zip just this axe... and this gun... and this hat" references The Jerk.
• "I'm Kled, and this here's Skaarl. Prepare to die" references Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride.
• Kled, Sion and Kalista share the quote "Dice" .
• "Don't try and empathize 'em, merely rope, throw and make 'em." is a reference to the song Rawhide.
• "Quiet now!" references an episode from Seinfeld.
• "Information technology'southward go time!" might exist referencing Seinfeld as well.
• "This! Is! Noxus!" references the movie 300.
• "Squeamish axe - learn to utilize it!" is similar to Draven 'due south quote "Squeamish axe - I'll have it!" .
• "Yep, yeah, invade Ionia you said, it'll be fine you said!" references the meme It Will Be Fun, They Said.
• "Y'know, a long time ago, being crazy meant something." is a quote by Charles Manson.
• "Besides stupid to live, likewise impaired to dice." references Raoul Knuckles from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
• "I detest to advocate violence and insanity, just it's worked for me." is a play on a quote past author Hunter Due south. Thompson.
• "Noxus was created to train the faithful." references Dune.

References

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